Ism of the Week

"Can you scratch my back, Mom?"

"I have been scratching your back for the last 10 minutes, Graham.  How about I get a back scratch?  Or better yet-- can I have a back rub?"

"Do you want me to walk on your back like I walk on Daddy's back?"

"No, but you can drive some cars on me or something.  You decide."

"Okay, Mom-- you're gonna like this.  I'm gonna rub you with my balls."

"On second thought, I think I have some cleaning to do, Graham..."