Ism of the Week

"Mom, I think I know why Santa has such a big belly."

"Oh, really?  Why is that?"

"Because we leave cookies and eggnog for him every Christmas.  And if he eats cookies and eggnog at everybody's house, he'd be huge!"

"I bet you're right!  He needs to eat better for the rest of the year or he won't fit into his sleigh." 

"Yeah.  You should be careful too, Mom.  I saw you eat one of those cookies you made this morning and you won't fit into the van if you keep doing that."