Ism of the Week

I had another post prepared for today, but when your kid says something as strange as mine said today, it deserves another look.

We all awoke to snow flurries in the air, unusual but not unheard of for this time of year in Iowa.  But when it became clear that the flurries were turning into an outright snowfall, Graham took notice.

"Mom, look!  I can't believe it is snowing, and it isn't even Halloween."

"I know."

"I mean, that's like... um... it's like... when it's not even Christmas yet and Santa pees his pants!"

In an unrelated note, where can I buy a waterproof chimney liner?