Who is Cael?

"Okay, Cael, tomorrow is your day to talk to the class.  Your teacher wants you to decorate this bag and fill it with a few things that will show all of the kids who you are."

"Like a boy?"

"Well, they already know that you are a boy, but now they want to know what kinds of things you like.  I was thinking that you could put Iron Man in there because you like the Avengers so much.  Or you could put a piece of chocolate in there."

"Oh, okay.  I was going to put in a picture of our family and my vacation bible school necklace because I love God.  But the chocolate is fine, Mom."

Ouch.  I'll make sure to put my "Mom of the Year" award in my bag, too.