Ism of the Week

"I think it's time for a photo shoot, Mom."

"You think so?"

"Yeah.  You took all of those pictures the other day, but you didn't take any of me."

"Those were for some friends.  But I take lots of pictures of you.  Almost every day, in fact."

"Well, we need more.  Lots more."

"Why is that?"

"Because I'm so handsome and the world needs to see me!"

"Is that so?  Wow!"

"Yes.  It's true.  Don't hurt the world, Mom."