Ism of the Week

"Mommy, what's wrong with this show?"

"What do you mean?"

"This show on Netflix.  Where's the color?"

"Oh, it's just an old show in black and white.  That's what TV used to look like a long time ago."

"Is that what you watched?"

"No, I watched mostly color TV.  But there were a couple of shows like Lassie and Dennis the Menace that I watched in black and white."

"Wow."

"Are you surprised?"

 "Yeah.  You're really old fashioned, Mom."

"Thanks, Cael."

Just wait until I tell him I'm older than the Internet.