Ism of the Week

"Are Bampa and Uncle Seth gone?"

"Yep, Graham, they each flew home on an airplane."

"On a helicopter?"

"No, on a much bigger plane.  A jet."

"Why don't they drive?"

"It would take too long.  Flying is much faster."

"Can you draw me an airplane, Mommy?"

"Not right now, Bubba.  We need to get Cael to school, and we're going to be late if we don't hurry."

"Okay, Mommy.  But where's our jet?"

"We're too important for a jet, Graham.  We get a van."