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"Mommy, why is it called an 'iPad'?"

"Well, it's shaped like a pad, and the company that makes them likes to put a little "i" in front of the things they make, like the iPhone, or an iPod."

"So any machine has an "i" in front of it?"

"Not all machines, just certain ones."

"Like an iRefrigerator?"

"No, not a fridge." 

"Or an iLight?"

"Nope, not a light either." 

"What about an iCar?"

"It sounds like something that Apple would make, but no, that's not what we call it."

"I know one!  An iDog?"

"Dude, you know that's not right."
 

"But there aren't very many, Mom."

"I guess not."

"Hey, you thought of one!  But what's an iGuessNot?"