Ism of the Week

"Mommy, do you know what my new super power is?"

"What is it?"



"I am going to have a huge mouth like a tree, and I'm going to eat up everything.  Like all of the food, and all of the furniture, and then all of the houses in the whole world.  I'm going to eat the driveway and the sidewalk too, because my mouth is so big.  Like a tree, Mommy!  And then I'm going to eat all of the animals and the people and then I'm going to eat the whole world!"

"You'd be very lonely.  You'd be floating around in space."

"No I wouldn't!"



"Yes, you would.  If you ate the whole planet, there would be nowhere left to stand.  Where would you go?"

"Come on, Mommy... to WalMart."