Ism of the Day

"Mommy, I think I want to be the President just like the man that was here yesterday."

"You do?  That's a ton of work."

"Yeah, I could do that."

"And there are always people that don't like the President very much because they don't agree with his decisions."

"I would make good decisions."

"And the President doesn't really make that much money, at least not as much as you'd think."

"Really?  Oh.  Then maybe I will just be a baseball player.  Ooh-- or an elephant!"

Good call.  Elephants really are commanding big bucks these days.