Ism of the Week

"Cael, how was your first day of school?" 

"It was good."

"What did you do?  What happened?"

"I played.  I did a puzzle and went outside.  And somebody farted at school!"

"Oh, yuck.  Did they say 'excuse me'?"

"Nope, they didn't."

"Oh, I bet your teacher didn't like that.  It's important to use good manners."

"She didn't hear the toot."

"Well, even if the teacher didn't hear it, they should use good manners.  Who did that?  What was his name?"

"Um, uh... Cael Foreman." 

At least he made an impression...