Ism of the Week

"Mommy, did you know that I'm a grown up?"

"Really, you think so?"

"Yep.  I'm soooo big."

"Are you going to get a job, then?"

"Nope."

"Grown ups have to work, you know.  They have bills to pay." 

"Nope, I'm not gonna do that."

"Then how are you going to pay for the things you need?" 

"I'm gonna be like you, Mommy.  My job will be to sit on the couch and play with Graham.  And I'll eat and read a book and talk to people on the phone and drink Diet Dr. Pepper."

Whoa... low blow.

"Who is going to do the laundry and cook the food?  Who will wash the dishes and change diapers?"

"I don't need to do those things, Mommy.  I have you for that."

I hope he offers a dental plan.