Caelism of the Day

"Mommy?"

"Yeah?"

"Why do I have tiny cheekers and you have such a big bottom?"

"Gee thanks, Cael.  Yours is tiny because you're still a boy.  Mine is bigger because I'm a grown up."

"But it's really big!"

"Yes, I know.  I'm working on it."

"But why is it SO big?"

"Because I eat too much unhealthy food and I had two babies."

"No, that's not it."

"It's not?  Then why is it big?"

"Because.  That's where you keep the coal.  Toot toot!"

Trains = 1, Mommy = 0.