"Mommy? When I was a tiny baby in your tummy, did I eat all of your food?""No, Cael, because you weren't in my stomach, you were in another place that's just for growing babies."
"How did I get there?"
Oh, no, no, no. He's only 3. Can I get away with "because I ate a Cael seed"?
"Daddy and I made you."
"How?"
"Well that's a long story. And I'll tell you more about it when you're a little older. But let's just say that when mommies and daddies love each other a lot, they can make babies.
"Oh, okay. But why did you make my hair so curly?"
"God made your hair curly. He must like you a lot."
"Yep. I guess he doesn't like Graham because his hair is straight and his bottom is stinky."
Hahaha love this kid!!!!! This is Devon, by the way. Freaking blogger refuses to behave.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Devon-- it HAS been acting up lately. Ate my posts for Thursday and Friday. Ugh!
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